A friend of mine sent me an email about some sort of joke about Chavez, Obama & ... it was in Persian language and I had to translate it because I thought these sort of stuff are only made up in Iranian culture and I was sure about it that it was made by Iranian. I try my best to see how strong could I convey the meaning of this:
One Day, Chavez decided to give a visit to America & went to white house meeting president Obama. As he arrived to America, he was fascinated by the country and its social welfare, disciplines, arrangements & all sort of formations However he tried not to feature his thoughts.
He said to Obama: Down with America! But what have you done that your country and systems are this much organized and everything is working out?
Obama Said: See dear Chavez! Here when we want to choose people as ministers,assistants, commanders or deputies or ... we choose them carefully and even we take some tests like an IQ test; Not just like you anyone we like.
Wow! Said Chavez. How do you do it so?
Obama: I'll call Hillary now and you can see.
After a while Hillary was there, ready for the test by Obama.
Obama: Ok Hillary! Tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Chavez was a bit confused for the answer.
Hillary smiled: Me!
Chavez was shocked and surprised and so happy about the method he just learned. He got back to Venezuela and called his Nicolas Maduro immediately. Chavez was so angry about him and complained all about the foreign relations and all the stuff he knew. Then he said: I'll ask you a question! It's like a test for you. You'll have one day to answer it, though I should only give you an hour to think about it.
Maduro was scared to death and he was waiting for the question so terribly.
Chavez: Tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Maduro blinked and left Chavez office with no answer while he only had a day to answer the question. Nothing came to his mind and finally he called the retired Kalin and begged for the answer: Kalin! Please tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Kalin said with calmness: It's f***ing clear! It's me! Maduro had been refreshed. He was so happy & went back to Chavez with the answer.
Chavez: Alright! Tell me! You got the answer, so tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Maduro: Kalin!
Chavez: Oh! No Stupid! No muddle-headed fool! It's Hillary! Hillary Clinton!
One Day, Chavez decided to give a visit to America & went to white house meeting president Obama. As he arrived to America, he was fascinated by the country and its social welfare, disciplines, arrangements & all sort of formations However he tried not to feature his thoughts.
He said to Obama: Down with America! But what have you done that your country and systems are this much organized and everything is working out?
Obama Said: See dear Chavez! Here when we want to choose people as ministers,assistants, commanders or deputies or ... we choose them carefully and even we take some tests like an IQ test; Not just like you anyone we like.
Wow! Said Chavez. How do you do it so?
Obama: I'll call Hillary now and you can see.
After a while Hillary was there, ready for the test by Obama.
Obama: Ok Hillary! Tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Chavez was a bit confused for the answer.
Hillary smiled: Me!
Chavez was shocked and surprised and so happy about the method he just learned. He got back to Venezuela and called his Nicolas Maduro immediately. Chavez was so angry about him and complained all about the foreign relations and all the stuff he knew. Then he said: I'll ask you a question! It's like a test for you. You'll have one day to answer it, though I should only give you an hour to think about it.
Maduro was scared to death and he was waiting for the question so terribly.
Chavez: Tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Maduro blinked and left Chavez office with no answer while he only had a day to answer the question. Nothing came to his mind and finally he called the retired Kalin and begged for the answer: Kalin! Please tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Kalin said with calmness: It's f***ing clear! It's me! Maduro had been refreshed. He was so happy & went back to Chavez with the answer.
Chavez: Alright! Tell me! You got the answer, so tell me who is the person born by your parents but it's not your sibling?
Maduro: Kalin!
Chavez: Oh! No Stupid! No muddle-headed fool! It's Hillary! Hillary Clinton!
